Scottish - Comedian | December 4, 1930 -
When I'm stopped in the street, people want to talk about 'The Two Ronnies' and the sketches we did.
Ronnie Corbett
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Dad was a baker, and Mum was tied up with church and the social club.
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I have been trapped in some posh toilets, including those in Windsor Castle and Buckingham Palace, and at Victor Spinetti's memorial at St. Paul's Covent Garden, I got locked in the loo.
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People who want to do stand-up from the start - I mean that's an extremely self-centred thing to want, isn't it?
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A man can add to his sexuality by being funny, whereas a woman can diminish hers. I don't know why that's the case: it's completely unfair.
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