American - Comedian | March 12, 1983 -
Being nice can be funny. A lot of my jokes are like, 'Let me take a bad situation and try to put the best spin on it.'
Ron Funches
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A lady emailed me that her child had been diagnosed with autism and that hearing my material on the subject had helped her. To me, it just means that I'm making the right decision in talking about this.
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The worst job I ever had was working as a Lady Liberty sign-twirler for a tax services place, where I'd just dance and have fun. The way I talk about it makes it sounds like a fun job - but then I got a staph infection from the costume. So that was probably the worst part about it.
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I think my comedy is about finding the good in bad situations - finding the joy. Why be angry? It doesn't help anything.
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My breakfast is usually some oatmeal and berries and some agave, or a protein shake.
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'Malcolm X' was impressionable for me as a kid.
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I love a good Roy Rogers or Shirley Temple, and I had to give those up. And Philly cheesesteaks. I love Philly cheesesteaks, and now they really aren't around anymore.
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When you get to be a certain size as a man, all the shirts end up having giant dogs on them or things like that!
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I think I'd probably be really good friends with Hulk Hogan. I think we'd get along, and I'd, like, chill him out because he'd be all rambunctious and rowdy, and I'd be like, 'Chill out, Hulk Hogan. Everything will be okay.' And he'd be like, 'Thanks, Ron.' And then we'd form a friendship.
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We all have enemies, but my enemies would probably describe me as surprisingly ruthless.
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I think that's the difference between meetings in New York and L.A. In New York, it's like, 'Be there, and be there on time.' In L.A. it's like, 'Oh, we get it. You might have ran into traffic. We'll reschedule.'
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Denver has smart and energetic crowds that appreciate good comedy and don't take themselves too seriously.
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