American - Comedian | July 21, 1951 - August 11, 2014
The bad thing about being a famous comedian is that every now and then someone approaches me to tell an old joke. Don't tell me jokes - I have that. People also say the weirdest things, sometimes sarcastic things, and even evil things. They like to provoke to get a reaction.
Robin Williams
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Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it 'all the money,' but they changed it to 'alimony.' It's ripping your heart out through your wallet.
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The improv, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't, but when it does, it's like open-field running.
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I bought one of the first Nintendo systems and brought that home, and we were playing 'Legend of Zelda' at the time, and it was addicting, and I was playing it for hours and hours and hours.
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Look at the walls of Pompeii. That's what got the internet started.
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Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
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In America they really do mythologise people when they die.
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You can start any 'Monty Python' routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.
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The essential truth is that sometimes you're worried that they'll find out it's a fluke, that you don't really have it. You've lost the muse or - the worst dread - you never had it at all. I went through all that madness early on.
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I do believe in love; it's wonderful - especially love third time around, it's even more precious; it's kind of amazing.
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I have a difficult time doing an Irish accent; even now, it kind of fades slowly into Scottish.
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Carpe per diem - seize the check.
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