English - Comedian | September 29, 1972 -
If I told my 18-year-old self that one day I'd have a sitcom and a sketch show on TV, I think he'd just drum his fingers and go, 'When? How long is that going to take?'
Robert Webb
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I'd kill to be 'Doctor Who.' Maybe they could make the Doctor two people? He has got two hearts, after all.
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It should go without saying that there are as many working-class people who hold socially liberal views as there are public-school bigots.
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I don't care where you went to school. There - have I made your day? No? All right, I'll go further: I also don't care what your dad did for a living or how your mum voted. Nor do I mind whether you ate your tea in front of the telly, dinner at the kitchen table, or supper in the dining room.
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We think; therefore, we often talk rubbish.
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Very bad things follow when we kid ourselves that we're naturally rational, rather than the more humbling truth: naturally emotional.
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Where you have 20 people who all share roughly the same educational and life experiences, they're going to come up with the same solutions to the same problems.
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My childhood was as heavily gendered as any you would find in a working-class household in Lincolnshire.
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Slow, skinny, and an utter countryside coward: I lived in dread of nettles, spiders, and the very sound of a wasp. As a victim, I was beneath the dignity of the bullies in my year but fair game to the ones in the year below.
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My mother died when I was 17, and I moved in with my dad to make a 12-month pig's ear of retaking my A-levels.
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We are people, individuals comprising a variety of sexes, races, shifting sexualities and all the rest of it. Every convention that tries to reinforce this difference is a step back. Notions of gender pointlessly separate men from women, but also mothers from daughters and fathers from sons.
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I am a feminist. I don't especially care for the term, but there it is.
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