American - Author | June 4, 1937 -
If you break your neck, if you have nothing to eat, if your house is on fire, then you got a problem. Everything else is inconvenience.
Robert Fulghum
FireProblemYouHouseNothingEat
Any fool can make enough money to survive. It's another thing to keep yourself consistently entertained. It's a lot of work, and a lot of fun, to make a life.
LifeWorkMoneyFoolYourselfFun
Weddings seem to be magnets for mishap and for whatever craziness lurks in family closets. In more ways than one, weddings bring out the ding-dong in everybody involved.
FamilyMoreWhateverOutBringSeem
It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.
GreatMoneyDayAir ForceWillNeed
Clean up your own mess.
CleanMessUpOwnClean UpYour
The examined life is no picnic.
LifePicnicExamined
You are free to give life meaning, whatever meaning you want to give it.
LifeFreeMeaningYouWantWhatever
'Who do you think you are?' That's the big one, isn't it? A flourishing life depends on how you answer that.
LifeThinkYouAnswerBigDepends
On a very local scale, a refrigerator is the center of the universe. On the inside is food essential to life, and on the outside of the door is a summary of the life events of the household.
LifeFoodDoorUniverseOutside
Most of the time, a kid doesn't think about what he's doing or why. This is the privilege of childhood.
TimeChildhoodThinkDoingWhyKid
And it is still true, no matter how old you are, when you go out into the world it is best to hold hands and stick together.
BestTogetherWorldHandsYouTrue
I've always thought anyone can make money. Making a life worth living, that's the real test.
LifeMoneyThoughtWorthLiving
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