American - Athlete | September 8, 1984 -
Depression taught me the importance of compassion and hard work, and that you can overcome enormous obstacles.
Rob Delaney
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The best thing you can do when you're not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get out and walk around, read a book, go talk to some birds or a dog and replenish the well, as it were.
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Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes - but are they talking about their favorite TV shows, or a particular brand of shampoo?
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I had always loved comedy, and acted out Steve Martin and Bill Cosby albums with my sister for my parents on road trips and stuff, and I loved to laugh and make people laugh.
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My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.
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I hate wearing suits and ties.
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I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand in a room and smell the audience - and I love that!
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I want people to feel good about themselves.
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With Twitter, you just want to make people laugh in their meeting; on stage, people have paid for their tickets with their hard-earned money, so I owe them the truth as I experience it.
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In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.
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In real life, I am alarmingly boring.
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It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up, so I sort of try to subversively undercut that.
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