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Ray Romano Quotes

American - Actor | December 21, 1957 -

If my father had hugged me even once, I'd be an accountant right now.

Father Me Accountant Now Right Even

You know, before I would think, my cab driver hates me. Now I think my limo driver hates me.

Me Think You Know Now Driver

Right after 'Raymond' I had a world-is-my-oyster attitude, but I found out I don't like oysters. I had this existential emptiness. 'What is my purpose? Who am I?' I had a big identity crisis.

Attitude Purpose Identity Who Am I

I'm a 14 handicap. Anyone who golfs knows what that means. I shoot 90 to a hundred or, once in a while, 85.

Shoot Who Knows Means Once Anyone

I would get my student loans, get money, register and never really go. It was a system I thought would somehow pan out.

Money Thought Student Go Never Out

I don't want to be a spokesman for family values, but that's the way my standup is perceived.

Family Values Want Way Family Values

My wife gets all the money I make. I just get an apple and clean clothes every morning.

Morning Money Wife Clothes Apple

Everyone should have kids. They are the greatest joy in the world. But they are also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you.

Sleep Joy World Start You Born

It seems to be a common denominator with a lot of comics, this low self-esteem thing.

Self-Esteem Low Seems Common Comics

I've always wondered, what am I going to do that's important with these stupid jokes that I tell.

Stupid Important Always Jokes Tell

The first time I played golf was in Flushing Meadows, Queens, when I was about 16 or 17. They had an 18-hole pitch-and-putt. My buddies and I would hop the fence and sneak on and play.

Time Golf Fence Play First Time

When you go to standup, there seems to be a common denominator of some form of need or want for validation from the audience that maybe you were lacking as a kid.

You Go Want Need Kid Audience

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