American - Comedian | February 1, 1968 -
Serious and intense people, they drain you. But someone who's an idiot, like myself, they're fun. You either hate me or you love me.
Pauly Shore
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When you're a kid, all you really care about are Slurpees and Slip N Slide and riding your bike, and that's what I did.
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Few if any teenagers can relate to getting up for school and finding famous comics like Pryor and Williams hanging out in your living room after a hard night of partying. But that's Hollywood.
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That's the biggest rule in Hollywood: Don't spend your own money.
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I fly around with chicks on each arm and have no script. I just talk about what I feel like. But that's why my act works: I'm like this normal guy.
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Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer.
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Even at my peak, I never went too over the top.
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My mom is two people to me. She's my mom number one, and then she's this lady most comedians know as being a legendary owner of a nightclub that's responsible for starting a lot of heavy careers.
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I'm into politics - I'm interested in the election and how pissed off people get.
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People should stop poking fun at other people and worry about themselves.
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I'm not used to getting good reviews.
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My mom and dad are both in stand-up comedy, so that's where I started, that's where I got everything. My roots are holding the mic.
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