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I was a very earthly, matronly, plus-size little girl with a pure heart.
Paula Pell
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I grew up with an extremely funny dad, and my mom is super funny.
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At my confirmation, where you get the Holy Spirit, I came down the stairs at my party and had torn, like, 80 holes in my pantyhose and said I had the Holy Spirit, and just would do things like that all the time.
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My sister's journal was the romantic one with boys, and mine was talking about my rock tumbler. We were so different and so similar.
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You're under the gun at all times because it's live TV. A lot of time, between dress and air, you're having to come with an entire ending to your sketch that gets an even better, bigger laugh - which is terrifying... People are filing into the audience, and you're writing a new joke for the end of it.
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Tina Fey is a very old friend of mine, and I adore her.
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I think, as a woman, you have to really make sure that you're taking care of yourself and make sure that you're covered and you have enough material written for you.
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I think it helps in any comedy room for a woman to have very strong, respected convictions, because then it opens the door up a little bit for other women to have that.
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I was always a bit of a class clown.
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I'm a big hit at parties. Friends ask me to sing B-I-N-G-O all the time. I'm thinking, you know, of maybe putting out a Christmas album or something.
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Everyone knows people like that: You're looking at their milky, glazed-over eyes, and you know they're not listening.
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Young, handsome men never flirt with me. I get heat from old dudes that run the parking garages.
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