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Paul Mooney Quotes

American - Comedian | August 4, 1941 -

There's no such thing as reverse racism.

Racism Reverse Thing

I can't change the past, but one person can change the future - anything can happen.

Change Future Past Person Anything

What does America love more than one white male?

Love America White More Than Does

I got my sense of humor from my grandmother. You know, my grandmother was very funny.

Funny Humor You Sense Of Humor Know

People ask me, when was my best time? I always say, 'Today.'

Today Time Best People Me Say

People don't want to hear the truth; they never do. They wanna live in some kind of fantasy.

Live Truth People Want Kind Never

We have a lot of black Anglo-Saxons. Their skin is black, but their brain is white. When I get real mad at them, I call them 'graham crackers.'

Brain Black White Mad Skin Real

Julie Christie, I used to hang out with her. She was friends with Richard Pryor and Warren Beatty and all of them. There was a club in Beverly Hills called the Candy Store, a private club. I used to hang out with them all.

Friends Candy She Club Beverly Hills

Handshaking means, 'I don't have a weapon.'

I'm as American as apple pie.

American Apple Pie Apple Pie

Hillary Clinton could say she was a woman and running for president. And Sarah Palin could say she was a woman and running for vice-president. But Obama couldn't say, 'I'm black and I'm running for president.' It couldn't come out of his mouth. He couldn't say that because, if he did, he'd lose votes.

Woman Black Mouth Lose Say She

I love Obama because he is proof all black people don't look alike. Nobody every told me, 'Good morning, Mr. President.' We don't all look alike.

Love Good Morning People Me Black

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