English - Writer | October 15, 1881 - February 14, 1975
Flowers are happy things.
P. G. Wodehouse
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To find a man's true character, play golf with him.
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Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum.
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Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
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It is a good rule in life never to apologize. The right sort of people do not want apologies, and the wrong sort take a mean advantage of them.
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Golf, like measles, should be caught young.
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There is only one cure for gray hair. It was invented by a Frenchman. It is called the guillotine.
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The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.
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Few of them were to be trusted within reach of a trowel and a pile of bricks.
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Every author really wants to have letters printed in the papers. Unable to make the grade, he drops down a rung of the ladder and writes novels.
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It was my Uncle George who discovered that alcohol was a food well in advance of modern medical thought.
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Golf... is the infallible test. The man who can go into a patch of rough alone, with the knowledge that only God is watching him, and play his ball where it lies, is the man who will serve you faithfully and well.
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