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Norman Wisdom Quotes

English - Comedian | February 4, 1915 - October 4, 2010

My comedy is for children from three to 93. You do need a slightly childish sense of humour and if you haven't got that, it's very sad.

Sad Children Comedy You Three Need

You know I've got a chum, a smashing mate, he's got a dog with no legs, and he calls it a cigarette. It's true, yeah, because at nighttime he has to take it out for a drag.

Dog You Know True Legs Out

I was born in very sorry circumstances. Both of my parents were very sorry.

Funny Parents Sorry Born I Was Born

As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.

Memory Remember You Things Happen

I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen.

Army Boy Lucky Been Fourteen Having

But no, I've just been very lucky. But I've worked hard, and the harder you work, the luckier you seem to get.

Work You Lucky Hard Seem Get

I do play drums when I'm on tour.

Play Drums Tour Play Drums

I owe everything to the army.

Army Everything Owe

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

Play Trumpet Piano Drums Saxophone

I was born in London, and went to school in Scotland - I used to be dead tired when I got home at night.

Home School Tired Night Born London

I was in the band as a boy and was taught music and learned to compose.

Music Boy Band Taught Learned

I've an idea for doing a Situation Comedy myself but its always difficult to get people to listen to you because they like to put their own ideas forward.

Myself People Ideas Forward Comedy

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