American - Comedian | September 15, 1927 -
'USA Today' once did a big article called, 'Who said it? Was it Norm or George Bush?' They had quotes of mine and quotes of his, and they went to some congressmen and senators and said, 'Who said it?' It was hysterical.
Norm Crosby
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When you go into court you are putting your fate into the hands of twelve people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.
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Hearing aids didn't cause any problem with my social life, my career, no problem at all, and I've been wearing them for a long time. As a matter of fact, once I became an entertainer and started working on television, I was probably the first performer to talk about hearing problems on the air.
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It was a melting pot in Las Vegas. You got every age level, every ethnic background, every social aura - it was an absolute Americana audience... people who were there to celebrate occasions; people who were there to gamble; people who were there because they were awed by the whole Vegas operation. Tourists.
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I met Elvis first in Las Vegas. I think I was appearing with Tom Jones and he came backstage to say hello to Tom or we went to his dressing room to say hello.
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Old is when people compliment your alligator shoes, and you're not wearing any.
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I don't do the same show twice. I've never done a show word for word.
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A handicap is only if you let it be a handicap.
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Every city you go to has television and radio talk shows that are dying to give young comics a showcase. They all want to be able to say that so-and-so started here, got his first break on this show.
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I'm a great audience myself. I tried to keep in the background while others were on, but sometimes I'd just get hysterical.
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Gene Autry, Roy Rogers, Dale Evans - these people are giants, legends; their names are household words. Of course, so's Jell-O.
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Although I had a good job as an advertising manager for a shoe company in Boston, I really liked to fool around with comedy.
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