American - Actress | March 26, 1974 -
Neil Hamburger writes such cutting jokes.
Natasha Leggero
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Pop culture, it's crazy. There's all this violence in video games. In 'Call of Duty,' people are literally just blowing other people up. Hey, let's protect your country from your couch while eating your sandwich.
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My friends who have babies can't do anything. You can't go out at night. Having a baby is like a DUI from the universe.
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I have friends who say, 'You just can't understand what it's like to be a mother until you're a mother.'
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Guys should not be allowed to use the Internet all day long. So sad.
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What's great about stand-up is that you can say whatever you want and go around the country, and sometimes the world, and work on it and see how people react. You don't need Standards & Practices or notes from lawyers or producers to tell you what's funny.
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There's something grounded about 'Ugly Americans,' so I think it's good that I'm playing a version of myself in these elevated cartoon circumstances.
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I love hard punch lines, and I like anything that has a strong point of view.
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My dream part would be to play Mitt Romney's sarcastic black maid. We could call it 'Mammy & Me.'
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When I was 23, I moved to Australia to be with this 43-year-old con artist I fell in love with.
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Anything you can do to get more people to come to your live shows is good, because that's where you can really do what you do. Everyone's on the same page, and you don't have to win strangers over as much.
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There are some die-hard 'Chelsea Lately' fans, and that's where the majority of my fans come from. Chelsea is really helping make comedy audiences hipper and edgier.
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