American - Writer | January 28, 1969 -
I bruise like a grape.
Mo Rocca
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I can't be everything to everyone. Send me your specs.
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Honestly we never lied to people about who we were. Usually the wackier interviews came to pass because the interview subjects, aware that we were Comedy Central, just wanted to get their stories out.
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Politicians who wear little tennis socks with the balls at the back should not be taken seriously.
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Hypocrisy is great fodder for comedy.
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If there's one thing that everyone can agree on, it's that, right or wrong, they hate the press.
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No, no, no separate but equal... never the twain shall meet. And the pendulum kept swinging and it came to rest in the bastard hybrid known as the Daily Show.
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It's one of my favorite things to do, watch TV and stretch. I'm so flexible. I can put my legs behind my head. I want to be the most flexible person in the world.
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It's interesting, because I tend to trust a man with big ears.
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I am a kamikaze gadfly.
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I still don't know how to cook and that's just unacceptable.
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I have a Keurig coffee maker, which is really kind of a luxury. It was given to me by an ex. I realized when I'm feeling sentimental, I'll gently, tenderly press the button. Then when I remember he dumped me, I punch it.
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