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Miranda Hart Quotes

English - Actress | December 14, 1972 -

Being tall is very good for reaching high shelves and seeing in a crowd. Sadly, it has also given me the inability to dance. There's too much of me to look neat, which is most disappointing.

Good Dance Me Seeing Look Too Much

I think babies are a bit boring, actually. They're OK when they're older; they make you laugh. I think we all think that, really - we just don't say it.

Think Laugh You Say Boring Just

I am essentially a middle-aged woman who likes making up weird snack combinations and galloping.

Woman I Am Weird Snack Up Who

I want to be more physical and theatrical within the stand-up. There might be dance moments, and people better watch out - I will gallop.

Dance People Better Moments Want

I hate the fact that we all feel the pressure to go to gyms, have a trainer if money allows, get jogging - all those societal pressures to keep fit and look a certain way.

Money Hate Pressure Feel Look Go

I did things like get in a cupboard before the teacher came in at the beginning of a lesson, and then, two minutes before the end of the class, I come out of the cupboard and go, 'Sorry I'm late.'

Teacher Beginning Sorry End Lesson

I'm very much in denial that I can't dance. I really go for it, which is almost more embarrassing.

Dance Go Go For It More Denial Much

I'm such a comedy fan that I just love laughing and so admire comedians who have brought me joy.

Love Joy Me Comedy Admire Comedians

My greatest fear is fear. Ooh, meta.

Fear Greatest Ooh

I own nothing of value at all. I spend money on experiences.

Money Value Nothing Experiences Own

I kiss, but I don't tell.

I think there are different kinds of comedians, and I prefer the clowns who are going: 'I'm an idiot, aren't we all a bit like this, laugh at me.' Whereas, a lot of other comedians are saying: 'Aren't I clever? You want to be me, aren't I cool? Revere me.' Which is fine. But that's not my bag.

Me Cool Saying Think Laugh Bag

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