American - Comedian | June 20, 1978 -
I couldn't recommend more that people put themselves in a situation where they can see a lot of work that they admire, and for free.
Mike Birbiglia
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I'm a comedian, and the other comedians are played by comedians, the same way that in 'Once' there are the musicians that hang out together.
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I just don't give off a great first impression.
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The moment I walk into a room, I have kind of like the Terminator's tracking system for where the food is, and I can get there immediately.
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There are comedians who focus on everything that is external. They focus on politics and the news, what's going on in that city and that night.
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Sometimes my fans are too nice.
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Dopamine is a chemical released in your brain and your body when you sleep that paralyzes your body so you don't act out your dreams.
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You can't go to medical school and come out and be like, 'I'm going to be a dog catcher.' That would be so pointless.
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I love 'Bullets Over Broadway,' but I'm pretty sure Woody Allen hasn't killed somebody.
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I feel like people have more in common than the news reports. People getting along doesn't sell very well in the news. I find that to be deeply depressing.
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Alienation, I suppose, can't be hackneyed because it will always exist.
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If you're asked something on a movie set and you say 'I don't know,' you lose confidence in every department. What you need to say is 'I'll have that for you in five minutes.'
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