Mickey Rooney Quotes

American - Actor | September 23, 1920 - April 6, 2014

Always get married in the morning. That way if it doesn't work out, you haven't wasted the whole day.

Mickey Rooney

WorkMarriageMorningDayYouWay

I buy women shoes and they use them to walk away from me.

Mickey Rooney

WomenShoesWalkMeBuyAway

When I say I do, the justice of the peace replies, 'I know, I know...'

Mickey Rooney

JusticePeaceKnowSay

My money was stolen from me. I was eventually stripped of the ability to make even the most basic decisions... my daily life became unbearable.

Mickey Rooney

LifeDailyMoneyDaily LifeMeEven

I don't drink. I don't smoke. I don't drink coffee. Starbucks is not going to make any money on me.

Mickey Rooney

CoffeeMoneyMeSmokeStarbucksAny

I'm the only man in the world with a marriage licence made out to whom it may concern.

Mickey Rooney

FunnyMarriageManWorldOutMay

I was a thirteen-year-old boy for thirty years.

Mickey Rooney

BoyThirtyYears

A lot of people have asked me how short I am. Since my last divorce, I think I'm about $100,000 short.

Mickey Rooney

I AmPeopleMeThinkShortDivorce

You've got to recognize, there will never be another you. It has nothing to do with ego; it happens to be the truth. There will never be another person the same. There'll never be another you.

Mickey Rooney

TruthEgoYouPersonNothingNever

All the muddy waters of my life cleared up when I gave myself to Christ.

Mickey Rooney

LifeMyselfMy LifeUpChristMuddy

When I was nineteen years old, I was the number-one star for two years. When I was forty, nobody wanted me. I couldn't get a job.

Mickey Rooney

JobMeNobodyOldTwoForty

I've been stealing scenes all my life.

Mickey Rooney

LifeMy LifeStealingBeenScenes

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