American - Actor | September 4, 1980 -
In my latter years I've decided that there's too much to keep track of when you go into the lying game. That becomes stressful and it's not for me anymore.
Max Greenfield
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Making a pilot is never a seamless process. If it is, it usually tanks.
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Shows like 'All in the Family' and now 'Mom' - there's a tradition of tackling real issues.
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Having worked with Sarah Paulson on 'American Horror Story: Hotel' and seeing the lengths she goes to when shooting a scene, you go, 'Oh, so that's what this is going to be like.'
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When you get to Heaven, God points you to the all-Entenmann's craft service and says, 'You can eat all you want, and you don't gain any weight.'
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Having two kids is like having 1000. It's just scheduling, moving around, being mobile.
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Early success is really scary. Especially in acting.
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I just felt like actors - I watched a lot of 'SNL,' and those guys just seemed like they were superheroes - that that wasn't a reality for anyone other than people with superhuman strength. So, I mean, I acted a little bit in high school, but the idea of doing it professionally was just never really an option.
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My parents were the best. They were very supportive.
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I lived with a bunch of guys for about a year in L.A. when I was younger. But I never had a weird roommate situation.
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I always tell people I'm not one of these guys that was, like, born with, like, a halfway decent body.
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I'd much rather look adorkable than cool.
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