English - Comedian | July 8, 1934 - December 2, 1982
The pen is mightier than the sword, and is considerably easier to write with.
Marty Feldman
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I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I'd gladly eat a network executive or a politician.
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I don't know any jokes, which is embarrassing. I wish I did.
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I don't enjoy anything while I'm doing it. I enjoy having done things, though.
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The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with.
Money can't buy poverty.
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Comedy, like sodomy, is an unnatural act.
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I don't want to be a director. I want to direct. There's a difference.
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I am too old to die young, and too young to grow up.
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