American - Comedian | December 9, 1959 -
I'm crass, contemptuous and crude, obstreperous, obnoxious, rambunctiously raw and rude.
Mario Cantone
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I wouldn't live with me, believe me. I'm moody.
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Who do you think I am, Pete Rose? I don't bet. I come from a long line of compulsive gamblers. Gambling scares me.
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I like to hold a book. When someone sends me a script, I ask for a hard copy or print one out.
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Stand-up was like being on a Barbie townhouse stage.
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Look, you're either loved or hated. Which is a good thing, as Bette Davis used to say.
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Our black president can't say that he's for gay marriage. That is upsetting to me.
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In the '70s, the gay movement was really making strides. Huge strides. And then AIDS came along and slapped a judgment on it all and the Right Wing religious movement was like, 'See. This is why, we told you.' And it pushed back the movement 30 years.
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I mean, the things you think will never happen, you have to confront; those things that come into your life that you thought you never could deal with, you do.
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I love animation, I really do, but I don't do it for the children.
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I hated high school. Ugh. I couldn't wait until it was over so I could sleep in. In college, I made sure all my classes were in the afternoon. I hated getting up in the morning.
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I love doing scripted things. What little acting ability I have I am holding on with my hangnails.
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