English - Comedian | May 8, 1973 -
I think Ross Noble is the only person that I've seen really storm a stand-up slot at a festival, and that was when he led 3,000 people on a conga out of the tent and across the entire site to a vegetarian food truck.
Marcus Brigstocke
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Never Google yourself. Seriously, don't!
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I find it hard to get enthusiastic about hotels because, as a touring comic, I spend a lot of time in them.
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If you want something Scottish, go get yourself a kilt.
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I spend my jollity on stage, so there is less in my own life.
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The most successful comics are always the hardest-working ones.
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Jim Henson was an absolute genius.
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Catholicism has the clerical equivalent to a nut allergy - even a small exposure to change, and the whole thing will go into anaphylactic shock.
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I rarely fly, for environmental reasons more than anything else.
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I have learnt that I am incapable of packing the right amount of clothing, probably because I start 10 minutes before I'm supposed to leave, and that I truly hate airports.
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I went to China for a brief working visit, and I thought that Shanghai was interesting, but Beijing totally grabbed me.
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I'm more pompous and self-assured and determined that if - you know - if the truth can be told so as to be understood, it will be believed.
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