American - Actor | August 26, 1980 -
I hope people don't think I'm crazy, because I'm not.
Macaulay Culkin
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It drives me crazy when your parents try to read your mind. It's even worse when they try to read your mail.
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All the child-star cliches, I've tried very hard to avoid them all.
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I felt like I had two fathers. I had my real father and the father in my head.
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Sometimes I feel like I have a dozen different people inside of me. I've always been that way, and I've always written stuff down.
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I do have a family, and I do have friends, and so-called friends, and acquaintances, and many other people I see only around Christmas time. Maybe they could vouch for me. Maybe they could testify to my existence and save a part of me that thinks I'm no better than a bag of potato chips.
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If an alien race lands on the planet Earth tomorrow and asks me to prove I'm really here, what do I do? What do I give them? What do I tell them? What do I show them? I can't sing or dance. I can't paint. I've never built anything, and I've never contributed anything significant to the human race.
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I hope I'm remembered as the king of the world, the noble man who united all the nations of the earth. But that probably won't happen.
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