American - Comedian | September 7, 1967 -
I had all the intentions of being the next Eddie Murphy.
Leslie Jones
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I met the CEO of Twitter.
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I've been six feet tall since the sixth grade.
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It was always hard for me to find clothes.
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There was a time where I knew I was as funny as many dudes, but I had people telling me, 'You have to wear a dress onstage. You need to be more feminine.'
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When my brother passed away... I made a decision that I might die soon, and if I die, I want people to know who I really am.
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Think about back in the day when we had Archie Bunker, 'The Jeffersons.' We had stuff to sit down and share and laugh at. The Internet has made it so we don't have to sit together anymore. It's so self-absorbed. No one has to talk to each other anymore, and people don't realize that that is killing us.
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Unfortunately, I'm used to the insults.
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I love the people at my job. I love my boss. I love my camera men, I love my crew - because they all surrounded me with straight love.
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I've perfected the art of busting on people. That's how comedians show each other love.
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Every black comedian in the country knew what I could do. But that doesn't mean everyone else is paying attention.
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I know I'm fly - don't get me wrong. But I don't look, like, standard Hollywood. As a comedian, it's something you learn to use.
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