American - Comedian | June 13, 1969 -
I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.
Laura Kightlinger
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I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.
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I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.
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Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.
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I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
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I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
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I have to find work wherever it might be hiding.
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We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.
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I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?'
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I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.
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