American - Comedian | October 30, 1961 -
MSNBC got rid of so many black people, I thought Boko Haram was running that network.
Larry Wilmore
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I always said I'm not disappointed with Obama because I voted for him because he was black, and as long as he kept being black, I was a happy man.
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There's something about a new family moving into the White House that's kind of interesting, even if you didn't vote for them.
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Some things are so tragic that you don't know what's funny in it, and some things are so ridiculous you don't know if it's worth talking about it.
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I was taught from a very early age that I had to work twice as hard to get half as much. That was the world I grew up in - a very strong work ethic.
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My white counterparts are always pushing the line, and they are fearless, so why can't I do that, too?
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I don't think I ever intend to provoke outrage, but I don't mind being provocative in content.
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You never want to defend a joke. People get to choose whether or not to laugh and whether or not they think something is funny.
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When most people become president, even if you disagree with their ideology, you can still agree that they would have the competence to run something... With Trump, I do not have the confidence of that at all.
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I'm not really a self-promoter-type person.
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I really don't have a need to be on TV all that much, to be honest with you.
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No matter what his crimes were, Alton Sterling did not deserve to be executed for them. Look, guys, the punishment for resisting arrest shouldn't be death. The punishment for selling bootleg CDs shouldn't be death. The punishment for having a gun in an open-carry state shouldn't be death. The punishment for being a black man shouldn't be death.
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