American - Comedian | December 23, 1976 -
The time that I have on this earth should just be filled with good times.
Kyle Kinane
GoodTimeGood TimesEarthJust
Nobody mountain bikes anymore - or ever did - in comedy, so I have to go by myself.
MyselfMountainComedyNobodyGo
I'm glad I'm a comedian. Otherwise, my life would just be a series of undocumented low points.
LifeMy LifeLowJustWouldJust Be
I was raised Catholic in the Midwest, so I can't enjoy anything.
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The category I come closest to is 'lumberjack hipster.'
ComeCategoryClosest
I now get to have the life I wanted when I was 18 years old. Now, I'm like, 'I can buy any skateboard I want.'
LifeI CanNowWantOldYears
I don't want to make it a hard, fast rule, but it's surprising how many 'fun for the whole family' acts are real scumbags. The people that confess they're scumbags on stage are generally really great people. They're more honest with the audience with who they are.
FamilyGreatFunPeopleFastWant
The exciting part about life is finding out what you can't do, because you don't find out until you try to do something and you're stopped.
LifeFindingYouFindTryOut
I like to challenge myself not to be negative, because it's easy to take comedy to a negative place and criticize the outside world. Trying to praise something through comedy or be appreciative and making jokes about it is more challenging than cutting things down.
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Sometimes I realize halfway through a story, I'm like, 'Why would anyone care about this? It's uninteresting.'
StoryCareSometimesWhyRealize
Sometimes your dreams come true, and it's a real drag.
DreamsYour DreamsSometimesTrue
I try to stay away from calling people nerds or whatever, because I've got my own fetishes and interests.
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