Canadian - Comedian | June 30, 1983 -
I am an undisputed gangster. To me, that means playing by my own rules.
Katherine Ryan
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Part of me has always wanted to be like Marilyn Monroe or any Fifties Hollywood starlet. On screen, they seemed so sexy and simple and looked after. In real life, I'm none of those things. But I'd rather be fierce and complicated.
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Stand-up comedy is not a man's job. It's an alpha job: To be the only person in a room with a microphone who's allowed to talk.
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When you stand out in a small town or at work,or in your peer group, whatever it is, it feels really awful. Certainly, when you're growing up, you want to be normal. You just want to fit in. Then you realize that maybe fitting in is, in some respects, quite ordinary. I think it's good to put a positive spin on being slightly unique.
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I'm a flirt by nature, and I like flirting with that line of what's passable and what's not, and I genuinely don't believe that I cross it.
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I was really lucky to have been raised in this really powerful matriarchy where my dad was around, but I was with my mom and my grandma most of the time. They were heavy influences on me. My mother has a career in technology; my grandma sold real estate.
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I got into comedy at exactly the right moment.
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Our attention spans have been reduced by the immediate gratification provided by smartphones and social media.
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I love Lena Dunham. I love, love, love her.
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I'm nearly see-through. Like a jellyfish.
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You think Trump cares if you leave? He wants power, not prosperity.
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Posh people blow my mind. Apart from empathy, they're good at everything - true survivalists.
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