American - Novelist | May 1, 1923 - December 12, 1999
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is scared of going crazy.
Joseph Heller
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When I grow up I want to be a little boy.
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Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry.
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I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfit for military service.
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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that it paid well and liberated children from the pernicious influence of their parents.
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Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alphabetical order so that he could put his finger without delay on any one he wanted to worry about.
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I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private individuals.
Peace on earth would mean the end of civilization as we know it.
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I don't believe in miracles because it's been a long time since we've had any.
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