American - Actor | February 15, 1882 - May 29, 1942
Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock.
John Barrymore
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Happiness often sneaks in through a door you didn't know you left open.
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You can only be as good as you dare to be bad.
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If it isn't the sheriff, it's the finance company; I've got more attachments on me than a vacuum cleaner.
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You can't drown yourself in drink. I've tried, you float.
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You never realize how short a month is until you pay alimony.
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America is the country where you can buy a lifetime supply of aspirin For one dollar and use it up in two weeks.
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Why is there so much month left at the end of the money?
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In Genesis, it says that it is not good for a man to be alone; but sometimes it is a great relief.
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Sex: the thing that takes up the least amount of time and causes the most amount of trouble.
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The good die young, because they see it's no use living if you have got to be good.
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Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to happen to him.
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