American - Comedian | February 10, 1893 - January 29, 1980
Be kind to people on the way up - you'll meet them again on your way down.
Jimmy Durante
Be KindPeopleYouDownKindMeet
Be nice to people on your way up because you meet them on your way down.
PeopleYouDownBe NiceNiceMeet
Politics is developing more comedians than radio ever did.
PoliticsMoreRadioComediansThan
My wife has a slight impediment in her speech. Every now and then she stops to breathe.
FunnyWifeSpeechNowBreatheShe
If I'd known how old I was going to be I'd have taken better care of myself.
MyselfCareBetterOldGoingTaken
I hate music, especially when it's played.
MusicHatePlayed
Why can't everybody leave everybody else the hell alone.
AloneHellWhyLeaveEverybodyElse
Man is the only animal that can be skinned more than once.
ManAnimalMoreOnlyThanOnce
Be a awful nice to 'em goin' up, because you're gonna meet 'em all comin' down.
YouDownNiceMeetUpBecause
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