American - Actress | August 28, 1961 -
When you're an actress, there are only a few times you can really get paid. One of them is doing a sequel. They can't fake you or hire another actor to play you.
Jennifer Coolidge
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I've made a career of taking roles that other actresses didn't want.
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The standup thing has been really fun, really seeing the United States instead of reading about it.
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Standup is just dirtier, a far more risque kind of thing.
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Thank God for Stifler's mom. I don't know if life would be this fun if I didn't have that.
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As a single woman, I reap the benefits of being Stifler's mom.
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Usually, when you're an actress, you have to audition 20 times.
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It ends up being a terrible movie if you try and please everyone.
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I have a storage unit, as I moved out of a bigger house into a smaller house in L.A. I put all my stuff in a storage unit, where I have the most amazing collection of bad paintings, which took me 10 years to put together.
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I hate Spanx.
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I get the gold-digger part six times weekly. I can play those women into the ground, but I don't want someone telling me that's all I can do.
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When you leave L.A. and go to another city, guys are normal again. They like girls their own age.
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