- | -
Who doesn't want to be in the pictures?
Jason Jones
PicturesWantWho
For news, I follow 'The New York Times,' 'The New Yorker,' and 'ProPublica.' For entertainment, I like The A.V. Club and The Onion.
New YorkNewsNewFollowClubOnion
I have a very short attention span, so books have never been my thing.
ShortAttentionNeverAttention Span
I get 'The New Yorker,' and I'm usually about three issues behind. But I do catch up. The problem is that it always seems like homework, but then you start reading it and go, 'Why am I not doing this all the time? These are such great stories!' But, yeah, that stack gets so big and dense.
GreatTimeStartReadingProblem
I don't really have any apps!
AnyReallyApps
Real life doesn't exist on a network television comedy. They just don't let you travel down any road that is presumably 'dark.'
LifeTravelRoadComedyYouDark
Network was just never the right fit with what I think is funny.
FunnyThinkNeverRightJustFit
We don't infantilize our kids. If they ask us a question that's tough, we answer it honestly.
ToughQuestionAskAnswerUsKids
I would rather be right than happy.
HappyRightWouldRatherThan
Everything that I write about is a kernel of something that probably happened to me or one of my writers that I've co-opted and made it seem like it's mine.
MeWriteEverythingSeemSomething
Every field piece I did on 'The Daily Show' was a story that lasted five to six minutes. We had a protagonist, we had an antagonist and often put them at odds. We knew the story we wanted to tell before we went in, and often it was about plugging whatever character you have - in this case, a real person - into said part.
DailyCharacterStoryYouPerson
Even at its height, 'The Daily Show' would do one great show a week, one pretty good show a week, and then two 'meh' ones. It was filler.
GoodDailyGreatWeekHeightTwo
Copyright © 2024 QuotesDict Jason Jones quotes