American - Comedian | September 28, 1964 -
I absolutely realize that a celebrity spokesperson is not ideal.
Janeane Garofalo
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Is being an idiot like being high all the time?
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When Communist U.S.S.R. was a superpower, the world was better off. The right-wing media is trying to marginalize the peace movement.
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I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person-as the people in this room will attest.
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When I see the American flag, I go, 'Oh my God, you're insulting me.'
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Iraq is a manufactured conflict for the sake of geopolitical dominance in the area.
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I would have to say loneliness is next to uncleanliness.
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I can do most anything and not have a problem with it. The only time I have negative attention is when I run naked through the streets brandishing a handgun.
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Let's be very honest about what this is about. It's not about bashing Democrats, it's not about taxes, they have no idea what the Boston tea party was about, they don't know their history at all. This is about hating a black man in the White House. This is racism straight up.
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I actually was class clown, but I don't know how that happened because I've never been considered an outwardly funny person.
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The world would be better off with multiple superpowers. When Communist USSR was a superpower, the world was better off.
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You know, there's nothing more interesting than seeing a bunch of racists become confused and angry at a speech they're not quite certain what he's saying.
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