American - Comedian | February 2, 1935 -
When we talk to God, we're praying. When God talks to us, we're schizophrenic.
Jane Wagner
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The ability to delude yourself may be an important survival tool.
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All my life, I always wanted to be somebody. Now I see that I should have been more specific.
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A sobering thought: what if, at this very moment, I am living up to my full potential?
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Delusions of grandeur make me feel a lot better about myself.
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I personally think we developed language because of our deep inner need to complain.
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I bet the worst part about dying is the part where your whole life passes before you.
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The hardest part about being a kid is knowing you have got your whole life ahead of you.
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