British - Comedian | September 24, 1962 -
I hate people who think it's clever to take drugs... like custom officers.
Jack Dee
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There were a few teachers who just did not like me because of my face. Once, I was told to stand in the corner until I cheered up. The attitude was, 'Oh, for God's sake, what's the matter with him?' But it's just a natural expression.
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I'm not really part of any group or clique or gang because that's always been my nature.
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One of my friends went on a murder weekend... now he is doing life for it.
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Comedy and tragedy are two sides of the same coin. A talent in one area might also lead to a predisposition in the other.
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The rain forest has Sting. Now Siberia has Jack Dee. Someone had to draw the short straw. In this case it was the rain forest.
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I really hated fighting people and hurting them, but felt unable to stop.
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I was so keen to become a comedian that actually doing the comedy itself almost came second.
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I think it is more a cautiousness that protects me from enthusiasm about things. I tend not to get excited. People perceive it as a scowl, which is fair enough.
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Maybe I fear things going wrong so much that I pre-empt them by not getting excited about them when they appear to be. going well.
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I was on various anti-depressants, but not for long - I didn't function very well on them. I felt sort of flattened out.
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I really like rustic mediterranean cooking. And I like trying out curry takeaways.
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