American - Actor | August 28, 1969 -
My children are magical creatures and I love them to death.
Jack Black
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You have to mind your Ps and Qs a little bit.
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When I was a kid, I thought I was the strongest man in the world. Then, the fastest runner and then the smartest person in the world. One by one my delusions got shut down. Now I just see myself as the lamest guy in the world.
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I like being married. I'm at home with my wife and kids all the time now. I don't go out for wild nights.
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My parents were very supportive of me and my artistic endeavours. My father and mother came to every school play I ever did.
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I'm gonna drop fitty. I'm gonna drop fitty pounds. How many quarter-pounders with cheeses is that? I'm gonna drop 200 quarter-pounder with cheeses.
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There's nothing you can really do to prepare to rock. Do you prepare to eat a delicious meal? Are you hungry? Then you're gonna eat it.
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I played, like, a year of piano until I learned the 'Pink Panther' theme. That was my goal. Once I was good enough, I quit. Now my music has to have some rock.
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The movie Spinal Tap rocked my world. It's for rock what The Sound of Music was for hills. They really nailed how dumb rock can be.
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We're in the dark ages if J-Lo can have a music career because of her ass. And let's face it, that's it.
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When it's a bad movie you want to release it quietly. You try to keep it a secret like an STD.
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With the acting, it's somebody else's brainchild, and I'm just sort of helping flesh it out. There's a special satisfaction to being the brains behind the operation.
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