American - Comedian | July 30, 1972 -
Parenting is not giving your child everything they want. Parenting is not being your child's friend. Parenting is about preparing your child to be a useful and respectful person in society.
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Now my haters are very high class people, so I feel like I've moved up.
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Voting is super important, and your vote counts.
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There will be another book, more stories, more life experiences, so I'm ready; bring it on!
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My guilty pleasure is vanilla cupcakes! I love cupcakes! I love cupcakes. When it's really bad, it's 12 per day. I've fallen asleep with cupcake in my mouth, like, frosting all over my mouth. More than - several times.
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Sometimes online, there are what we call trolls or bullies that want to leave negative comments. That's just because they feel bad about themselves, and they want to spread that.
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My weave fell off. I was running in PE, and it got caught in a tree. People were looking at me funny.
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Those that don't know that I've gone through so many IVF treatments, and I've gone through six cycles to get this child, that's on its way via surrogate, biological child - and it's been great.
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Please take the time to leave something kind, or don't leave it at all. You know? That's an option, also.
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Everyone told me to sleep when the baby sleeps, but she sleeps during the daytime, and that's when I have to get stuff done! I've been a zombie.
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Rebecca Black 'Friday' song is the best song ever! Don't you agree!
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Women have to do a lot of things. That's why I think Ms. Hillary is going to be an awesome president.
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