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George Gobel Quotes

American - Comedian | May 20, 1919 - February 24, 1991

If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching television by candlelight.

Electricity Television Watching Were

Did you ever get the feeling that the world was a tuxedo and you were a pair of brown shoes?

Shoes World You Feeling Tuxedo Get

When I go to a party, nobody says hello. But when I leave, everybody says goodbye.

Goodbye Party Nobody Go Hello Leave

My uncle was the town drunk - and we lived in Chicago.

Drunk Uncle Chicago Lived Town

If you build a better mousetrap, you will catch better mice.

Better You Build Will Catch Mice

Did you ever feel as if the whole world was a tuxedo, and you were a pair of brown shoes?

Shoes World Feel You Tuxedo Whole

Did you ever get the feeling that the world is a tuxedo and you're a pair of brown shoes?

Shoes World You Feeling Tuxedo Get

College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage.

Marriage School College High School

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