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Eddie Izzard Quotes

British - Comedian | February 7, 1962 -

Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away; that's the deal.

Food Cats Pet You Go Eat

If you've never seen an elephant ski, you've never been on acid.

Elephant You Never Seen Acid Been

Comedy is a great weapon of attack. It's not a great weapon of support.

Great Support Comedy Attack Weapon

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

Positive Power People Believe Just

Never put a sock in a toaster.

Funny Never Toaster Put Sock

I'm a one-man idiot.

So the American government lied to the Native Americans for many, many years, and then President Clinton lied about a relationship, and everyone was surprised! A little naive, I feel!

Relationship Government American Feel

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

Women Coffee Plastic Cup Like

I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.

Live Die More Less Wanna

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

Funny History Europe Up Where Grew

I'd be happy to be taken as a woman - and that's what I was initially trying to do when I started throwing on dresses and stuff. But that wasn't going to happen because everyone kept calling me sir. So I thought I'd change the method and just start wearing what I wanted to wear.

Change Woman Happy Be Happy Start

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both... different. In spelling.

Words Religion Philosophy Two Both

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