American - Businessman | February 7, 1973 -
You don't notice the referee during the game unless he makes a bad call.
Drew Curtis
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Most people treat the news media like the exercise bike they have in their basement. They're glad it's there but they never use it.
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It takes people to move crowds in the right direction, crowds by themselves just stand around and mutter.
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Personally I'm hoping to spend the last years of my life plugged into a real life MMORPG simulation that makes me think and feel like I'm 18 again while my 90 year old body lies in a tube somewhere getting fed thru an IV. Be a great way to finish up a life.
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Most people I've talked to are convinced that they're not getting valuable information from news media anymore. I'm not talking about tinfoil-hatters either, these are intelligent people who believe their news media has failed them.
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We usually break our records every Monday, so we'll see what turns up tonight after midnight. Next month it'll probably be higher, which is always weird.
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I'm actually an evil bastard in real life. Fark allows me to vent weirdness. Thank god for that, too.
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I love Sweden. The entire world should be like Sweden. They all like to drink and get naked, and the women are hot. I can't think of a better nation on the planet.
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Journalism is straying into entertainment. The lines between serious news segments, news entertainment, and news comedy are blurring.
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ESPN has this problem with sports, it's impossible to fill 24 hours with sports programming so they have to resort to things like poker and arm wrestling tournaments.
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24 hour broadcasts have to stretch limited material to fit 24 hours worth of space.
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The 'wisdom of the crowds' is the most ridiculous statement I've heard in my life. Crowds are dumb.
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