American - Clergyman | July 27, 1891 - August 21, 1968
Smile, it's free therapy.
Douglas Horton
SmileFreeTherapy
Drive slow and enjoy the scenery - drive fast and join the scenery.
DriveSlowSceneryEnjoyFastJoin
No one can drive us crazy unless we give them the keys.
CrazyDriveUsGiveKeysThem
Thoughts are the gun, words are the bullets, deeds are the target, the bulls-eye is heaven.
WordsThoughtsGunHeavenTarget
The art of simplicity is a puzzle of complexity.
ArtSimplicityPuzzleComplexity
While seeking revenge, dig two graves - one for yourself.
YourselfAngerRevengeTwoDig
Life is good when we think it's good. Life is bad when we don't think.
LifeGoodThinkGood LifeBad
The more we are filled with thoughts of lust the less we find true romantic love.
LoveRomanticThoughtsFindLust
Desperation is like stealing from the Mafia: you stand a good chance of attracting the wrong attention.
GoodChanceStandAttentionYou
We are all serving a life sentence, and good behavior is our only hope for a pardon.
LifeGoodHopeBehaviorServingOur
First rule of Economics 101: our desires are insatiable. Second rule: we can stomach only three Big Macs at a time.
TimeEconomicsThreeFirstStomach
If wishes were fishes we'd all be throwing nets. If wishes were horses we'd all ride.
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