Canadian - Author | December 30, 1961 -
When you crop the photo, you tell a lie.
Douglas Coupland
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Canadians can easily 'pass for American' as long as we don't accidentally use metric measurements or apologize when hit by a car.
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Every human being you see in the course of a day has a problem that's sucking up at least 70 percent of his or her radar.
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Only losers make decisions when things are bad. The time to rejig your life is the time when it's seemingly smooth.
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If God drives a car, He'd drive a 1973 Ford LTD Brougham sedan with a claret-colored vinyl roof, with oxblood leather upholstery and an opera window.
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Fate is for losers.
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If you're not a tree hugger, then you're a what, a tree hater?
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I want pills called September 10. You take one and your mind feels like the 11th never happened.
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Earth was not built for six billion people all running around and being passionate about things. The world was built for about two million people foraging for roots and grubs.
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If I think too much about all of those Chinese factories where all the stuff in a Wal-Mart is made, I get that woozy feeling you get when you see ducks covered in crude oil.
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Sometimes failure isn't an opportunity in disguise, it's just you.
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People are pretty forgiving when it comes to other people's families. The only family that ever horrifies you is your own.
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