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Doug Larson Quotes

American - Journalist | February 10, 1926 -

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!

Friendship Success Friend True Friend

Nostalgia is a file that removes the rough edges from the good old days.

Good Good Old Days Nostalgia Old

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.

Life Fishing People Important Things

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.

Age Aging Process You Never Get

Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon.

Life Good Food Green Grow Bacon

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how to grow in rows.

Learning Gardening Plant Grow Skill

If the English language made any sense, lackadaisical would have something to do with a shortage of flowers.

Flowers Language English Language Any

A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience.

Mistake Memory People Short Clear

Utility is when you have one telephone, luxury is when you have two, opulence is when you have three - and paradise is when you have none.

Luxury You Paradise Three Telephone

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.

Nature Spring Feel You Shoe Even

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the worse.

Anniversary Survive Better Sometimes

The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.

Friend Best Man Best Friend Never

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