American - Writer | June 14, 1978 -
I've been watching 'American Idol' since its debut season in 2002. Back then, America hadn't yet evolved into a gladiatorial cybernation of bloggers, tweeters, and self-ordained voice coaches.
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My boyfriend is Italian and from New Jersey, so naturally he was thrilled to meet Joe Pesci.
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Couture gowns are like gremlins; you can't expose them to bright light or get them wet.
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Fact: The new '90210' is cooler than the old '90210.' It's the lithe, streamlined Skipper to the elder series' venerable Barbie. Gone are the traditional parents - they've been replaced by a hipster mom n' pop who get busted necking in the car.
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Let it be said that the makeup artist at '90210' made me look better for the fake red carpet than I've ever looked on an actual red carpet.
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I normally ignore the History Channel.
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A few months ago, I had the pleasure of actually visiting the Playboy Mansion. I saw the peacocks, fed grapes to the monkeys, and even braved the fabled Grotto. After seeing the estate, I understood why anyone would be reluctant to leave.
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I think I might be one of the only people in America, or at least the only person I know, who saw both 'The Dark Knight' and 'Mamma Mia!' on their shared opening weekend.
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Now '90210' is returning with an all-new cast of slightly more plausible teens. I'll be honest: I wish the old cast was back. Ideally, this spin-off would be an Ice Storm-esque exploration of the West Beverly gang's bleak adult lives.
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I've been meaning to write about the Rolling Stones, but I am the furthest thing from a hipster rock journalist.
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The Rolling Stones are so versatile, they're like the band version of that Infinite Dress they sell on QVC.
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These days, the Rolling Stones still have an edge, but that fangs-out ferocity has mellowed considerably.
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