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Denis Leary Quotes

American - Actor | August 18, 1957 -

I'm not really a Spider-Man fan. I'm more of a Batman guy.

More Guy Spider-Man Fan Batman

Having dealt with a lot of real firefighters, I know there are a lot of guys who, for lack of a better term, become addicted to the grief because it has kept them connected to these guys that they felt responsible for having lost.

Grief Better Lost Know Firefighters

I went to school with Steven Wright, who was the shyest guy I knew, and one day someone suddenly told me that he was in a club doing standup comedy. I went down to his club and he was great. Another friend of mine, who was pretty much a thief by trade, was hosting the show. So I thought, 'If these guys can do it, then so can I.'

Friend Great Day School Me Thought

I've always had a thing for Catwoman. Michelle Pfeiffer or Halle Berry in tight leather pants, with the boots - I'm pretty good with either one.

Good Boots Pants Always Leather

Let me tell you something: I love the Yankees. And let me tell you why: because without the Yankees, there is nobody to hate.

Love Hate Me You Nobody Why

My charity is in the business of helping firefighters in any way that we can. For instance, after 9/11 we were the second-fastest charity to raise and distribute money to the widows and surviving family members of the 343 firefighters who died that day.

Family Business Money Day Charity

I write what I think is funny and I write from a sense of popping a balloon or a sense of injustice, whether it's about yourself, or whether it's about something else. It's my worldview; it doesn't mean that everybody has to agree with it.

Funny Yourself Think Injustice Mean

I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen.

Good Kitchen Problem Laundry Really

My biggest regret in life is that I didn't hit John Denver in the mouth while I has the chance.

Life Chance Regret Mouth Denver Hit

I think we should take Iraq and Iran and combine them into one country and call it Irate. All the pissed off people live in one place and get it over with.

Live People Think Country Place Get

I will not bond. I will not share. I refuse to nurture.

Bond Will Share Nurture Refuse

I've eaten things that didn't complain this much.

Complain Things Much Eaten

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