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David Walliams Quotes

British - Actor | August 20, 1971 -

Social satire has been around since people have been around.

People Satire Social Been Around

There's something about being a comedian that means you have to not be scared of failing because failing is part of the process.

Process You Scared Being Something

I can't see why anyone would want to be in politics because you get so much criticism.

Politics Criticism You Want Why See

It's a weird thing because I've been single at the time when I've been successful. That's good and bad. Good, because you meet lots of people, bad because your privacy is infringed, so it's harder to develop things.

Good Time People Weird You Bad

We sort of expect to see men in women's clothes. It's part of our culture. The key thing is, it has to be done quite badly.

Women Culture Men Key Clothes Done

I don't know what I'll be like when I'm 60. I already have the traits of a retired gentleman.

Gentleman Know Traits Like Retired

It's easier not to make a particular joke in case it offends. But every joke will offend someone, and I've always believed that the audience is bigger than one person. The danger is that things will become bland.

Someone Person Will Become Audience

TV has lost a lot of its self-confidence as its power has been eroded by the internet.

Power Internet Self-Confidence Lost

I love telling stories. I love the intimacy between the writer and reader. When you write sketches it's over in two minutes. When you write a book the characters have to have a bit of emotional depth.

Love Book You Intimacy Write Over

It's important when you're married not to forget those things you used to do when you were trying to get her to marry you. You can't send flowers and buy gifts then, when you're married, say, 'Right, get my tea on'. That doesn't go down well. So you've got to keep that level of interest going.

Tea Flowers Trying You Down Forget

I know some of my parents' friends think 'Little Britain' is in incredibly poor taste. But swimming the Channel? You can't really say anything negative about that, can you? There's nothing better than making your parents happy. The glee on my father's face that day was amazing.

Father Day Happy Parents Amazing

Sometimes you meet people who can't swim. And I always think: 'Oh my God, that's extraordinary.' For me, it's always been a treat... I just feel really happy in the water.

God Water Happy People Me Treat

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