American - Actor | July 22, 1964 -
Everyone is so weird in L.A. that if you're somewhat normal, it's exotic.
David Spade
WeirdYouEveryoneNormalExotic
In grade school I was smart, but I didn't have any friends. In high school, I quit being smart and started having friends.
SchoolSmartHigh SchoolFriends
You can either look at things in a brutal, truthful way that's depressing, or you can screw around and have fun.
FunHave FunYouLookWayThings
Success? You can't get a big head about it. When people stare at me, they could be whispering to their friend, 'That guy sucks! Have you seen him before? He's horrible.'
SuccessFriendPeopleMeYouHead
It's funny because it's funny.
FunnyBecause
To be famous and broke is hard.
FamousHardBroke
Most of the shows I want to do I'm not smart enough to figure out how to watch.
SmartEnoughWantOutWatchMost
There's always something funny about men chasing women.
FunnyWomenMenAlwaysSomething
I have no detectable hair style.
StyleHair
I have no stories to sell. A lot of my relationships are with civilians, and no one wants to hear about those.
RelationshipsSellHearStoriesLot
I want to get back to my fighting weight of 98 pounds. I have the exact measurements of that guy from the movie, Powder. Right now, I am the reigning West Coast Powder.
I AmFightingBackNowWantRight
I'm like a Dilbert cartoon.
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