Sometimes with 'The New Yorker,' they have grammar rules that just don't feel right in my mouth.
FeelMouthRulesNewSometimesJust
But I'm a humorist. I'm not a reporter, I never pretended to be a reporter.
NeverReporterHumoristPretended
When you read comic material and people aren't laughing how do you know they're listening.
PeopleListeningYouKnowLaughing
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