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Times change. Every generation has a new set of problems. Human nature is unmoved.
David Harsanyi
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Now, I do not, on any level, possess the expertise to argue about the science of anthropological global warming. Nor do you, most likely. This certainly doesn't mean an average citizen has the duty to do the lock step.
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Twitter's popularity and usefulness are mysteries to me.
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In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination.
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The deepest mystery of Twitter is why celebrities and elected officials take part. After all, we all know they can't write their own lines.
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Now, admittedly, Twitter can be entertaining on occasion, as it turns out that 140 characters offers a great chance to be misunderstood - and an even greater chance one will expose his inner troglodyte.
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For Philistines like me, the mysteries of Washington can be both perplexing and wondrous.
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